Houseboat Trips

People always ask us what the houseboat weekends are like and we always give the same answer - you don't have to swing to enjoy yourself, but you can't be offended by it! Another frequently asked question is about the clothing optional part. It is just that - optional. Many people enjoy the freedom and remain textile free the entire weekend, but there are also many who wear a bathing suit or light cover-up.
Once again it was time for the fall houseboat trip, and this time Terry and I were going to be captains! We had only been on two prior houseboat trips, and we were just a tad nervous. People always ask us what the houseboat weekends are like and we always give the same answer - you don't have to swing to enjoy yourself, but you can't be offended by it. You might see anything, anytime, anywhere, but no one, repeat NO ONE, will make you feel uncomfortable, or be pushy. If they do, they will not be back. Another frequently asked question is about the clothing optional part. It is just that - optional. Many people enjoy the freedom and remain textile free the entire weekend, but there are also many who wear a bathing suit or light cover-up.

Here is a Trip Report

that may help you understand how much fun they are:

This year's fall houseboat adventure started for most of us with a night at the Orleans Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Great rooms and a nice casino, but a little too far from the Strip and the rest of the action for most people, although the rates were hard to beat. For those who made the get-acquainted meeting Thursday night, Hugh managed to have the houseboat assignments ready, so all we had to do was drive to Callville Bay early Friday morning.
Terry and I arrived around 8:00 am and found Houseboat #59 ready for us. As soon as our entire "crew" was aboard, we were checked out and enroute to our weekend adventure. Advance scouts had secured, while not our usual favorite cove, a very nice alternative. One by one the houseboats arrived and parked in the cove, all twelve of them. Everyone helped in securing the houseboats to the shore and soon it was time to start fully enjoying ourselves!
By leaving early Friday morning instead of mid-afternoon, we felt we had an entire additional day of fun in the sun. Soon after we arrived, we had lunch and then the entire afternoon to swim and play. Terry and I prepared the Friday night dinner, as the captains often do, and then the evening socializing began. Most of the newcomers soon discovered that you are not confined to your houseboat, but are encouraged to move about and meet new people.
Soon it was time for bed - I mean to sleep. We opted to sleep on the upper deck under the stars, as did most of our crew. It was unbelievable, to say the least. The stars, the fresh air, and the first light of dawn were magnificent. Then the smell of coffee and breakfast wakened the late sleepers. After all, you can sleep next week, you're here to have fun! Another full day of sunbathing, with all the various flotation devices together in the middle of the cove, and we were ready for the first of two potlucks. Salads on one boat, main dishes on another, and desserts on a third. What a feast!

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 And what a way to meet as many people as possible. Then of course, it was time to party. Boat-hopping was the order of the night. Another wonderful night, another dawn, another breakfast, lunch and potluck. Monotonous? Not in the least. Even a little wind on Sunday couldn't dampen our spirits. Once again everyone pitched in to help secure the houseboats that were blowing around a little. Sunday night was topped off by Hugh's famous hypnotist show, performed on OUR houseboat! While it might be hard to get good seats for Hugh's performances, it is easy when he is on the bow of your houseboat. A couple of those girls are still hoping he calls their names! (You had to be there).
Monday morning usually calls for a quick breakfast and non-hurried departure, depending on who has to be at the airport when. Even a little wind didn't slow our return to the marina (although passengers on the bow got a little damp) and even I managed to pull into the gas dock in a manner described by the attendant as "not bad". .
Yes, it's a little work. No it's not the Ritz. But it is one incredible weekend that you'll not soon forget. In the words of one first-timer on our boat, "too many women, too little time." What a review!

Terry & Terry


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